rectum lips

Have you ever noticed, when you puff out your cheeks and put your tongue to the inside of your lips, that's it's shaped just like a rectum? Interesting.

Also, I was listening to Joni Mitchell's Raised on Robbery and when she sings, "He was drinking for diversion," I thought it was, "He was drinking 40 Version." I thought 40 Version was some kind of cheap whiskey -- like Ten High or something. Listen to it. It really sounds like she's saying 40 Version.

Sometimes my mind just works funny.